[Event Post - On A Road Somewhere]

[arknpcs2]

::Hello ladies, look at your man, now look back to me. I'm a Knight. Now back to your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't a hunk like me in dashing white metal armor. Look down, now back up. Where are you. You're in a fairy tale castle with criminals hung up to lamp posts, with the man your man could be like if he were a knight. Look at your man, now back at me. It's a dragon's skull with a wedding ring inside. Look again, the wedding ring are now gold coins flowing from my sash. Ladies, anything is possible when you are a white knight.

I'm on a horse. With a Duel Disk. Did I forget to mention that?

Sadly women seem to be verring away from him.::

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[becomeanwarrior]

[Hello, mister white night. There's a man in a jacket, staring up at you and looking like you're some sort of madman.

For the moment, he's just content to judge, at least until he opens his mouth.]

What.

[arknpcs2]

Did you know women prefer White Knights a bajillion times more than police? And did you know I'm riding this horse backwards?

::This is true. You are facing the horse's ass.::

[becomeanwarrior]

No they don't, you buffoon. You're just showcasing your ignorance in front of everyone else. - Look at everyone who's avoiding you.

And contrary to popular belief - riding a horse backwards doesn't make you more attractive.

[arknpcs2]

You just can't get past my striking brown eyes, can you? Or perhaps you're jealous I am a better duelist than you, and stop more criminals. It's probably the striking brown eyes.

::He does have a Duel Disk.::