[Event Post - On A Road Somewhere]

::Hello ladies, look at your man, now look back to me. I'm a Knight. Now back to your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't a hunk like me in dashing white metal armor. Look down, now back up. Where are you. You're in a fairy tale castle with criminals hung up to lamp posts, with the man your man could be like if he were a knight. Look at your man, now back at me. It's a dragon's skull with a wedding ring inside. Look again, the wedding ring are now gold coins flowing from my sash. Ladies, anything is possible when you are a white knight.

I'm on a horse. With a Duel Disk. Did I forget to mention that?

Sadly women seem to be verring away from him.::